To the cats as they're trying to eat her food: "I love you, now get down."
At any given time: "Go to Irish dance?"
About her Halloween costume: "I gots a tail!"
Dishing out the parents: "I get Mommy. You get Daddy."
When I try to sit down: "Don't sit by my Mommy! Don't sit in my Daddy's seat!" (Well, where the heck am I supposed to sit?)
Earlier today" "El-el-el-el-elsie. Say it, Monca. El-el-el-el-elsie."
When we went to Wal-Mart to get gas: "We go to Wal-Mart, then go trick-or-treat." (No, not tonight, Kiddo.)
When Mom's washing dishes: "I wants to help!"
When asked where her clothes are (I swear we're raising a nudist colony): "I don't know."
When handed Wal-Mart off-brand fruit snacks: "These no ponies." (We usually buy My Little Pony Fruit Snacks.)
About the (sadly totalled) Murphy: "(covers her eyes with her hands)Murphy eyes gots a boo-boo. (covers her tummy with her hands) Murphy tummy gots a boo-boo."
TBC (I'm sure...)